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今天在第二段的戀情中
又看到了一篇文章從不同的字眼分析男和女的定義
覺得又是另一番滋味
就打出來讓大家也學習一下吧
1. 對成功 Success的看法:
男--> 掙的錢永遠比老婆花的多 (A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.)
女--> 能找到上述那樣的老公 (A successful woman is one who can find such a man.)
2. 對未來 Future的看法:
男--> 男人在找到老婆後才開始擔心未來...(A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.)
女--> 女人直到找到老公前都在擔心未來....(A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.)
3. 對婚姻 Marriage的看法:
男--> 男人娶女人, 希望她能永遠不變 (但她就是會變....) (A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change....(But she does...)
女--> 女人嫁男人, 希望他能改變 (他但偏不變...) (A woman marries a man expecting he will change...(But he doesn't...)
4. 對裝扮Dress up的看法:
男-->只有出席婚禮/葬禮時才穿正式點..(A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.)
女--> 不論只是買個東西、倒垃圾、澆花等, 都會打扮...(A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage...)
5. 對真我 Natural的看法:
男--> 起床後和上床前看起來差不多. (Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed)
女--> 過了一晚上後會面目全非. (Women somehow deteriorate during the night.)
6. 對金錢 Money的看法:
男--> 只要用得着, 即使值1元的東西賣2元也會買. (A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.)
女--> 只要有特價, 即使是沒用的東西, 用1元買到2元的也會買....(A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale~)
I am here ~~~~^3^
